On the winter solstice, 0 AD, Virgin Mary gives birth to an abnormally pale and red-headed infant in a manger. At period 30 he prays to God and also learns that Odin is his father. He gains expertise of the Scandinavian religion and also he is granted Mjoilnir.

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Round 1: exactly how would Thor perform contrasted to Jesus? would his miracles be an ext impressive 보다 feeding the multitudes/walking on water/raising the dead? might he create a religion bigger than Christianity?

Round 2: Thor's had enough of Rome. Might he and whatever Jewish forces he raises take on the Romans and totally free the Jewish people? might Thor walk further and topple the roman inn empire?

Assume no exterior interference by any type of other gods. Use any type of version of Thor you'd like: religious, 616, MCU.

Bonus round: Thor and also the Warriors three vs Jesus and his 12 hands-on worker at damaging the money lenders.


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R1: Well, Jesus did an ext humble points that would get the sympathy that many, if Thor would certainly come through thunder and lightning.

Christianity is currently about 2000 year old, and also it's fundemental teachings is to be sort and assist others. Anyone likes nice people who can assist you out since they want to.

Thor would display screen his powers more and awe much more people. Yet I don't think his faith would be based upon humility and compassion. Christians outlast Thor's religion.

R2: ns don't think the a kind and also humble number like Jesus deserve to suddenly do a decided to cause a revolution. Human being would be confused and not carry out anything.

Thor would personally lead the attack on Rome.

BR: The 12 disciples are just normal people and also Jesus is physically a human too. Thor and also his Asgardians would destroy more than intended.


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Well Thor is a guardian divine being so that more than likely helps. And Asatru is still alive you know, being decently common in Iceland, roughly 2 thousand sweden people also follows it. I don't know around Denmark and Norway however it gained removed from what is know western Russia. So it isn't like it is dead.

But eitherway it is a stomp for either side.

Scenario 1: Jesus is a normal human. Fine Thor is not, Jesus can't carry out anything through his talk as soon as his enemy controls lightning i beg your pardon is a divine aspect in many religions and also myths.

Scenario 2: Jesus gained the God backer. Well Thor is outmatched, Odin can't enhance the Biblical God which way Jesus will certainly win since he is Jesus. It doesn't and probably can't be explained but Jesus would win.


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Thor has a hammer. Jesus was nailed to a stick.

End of argument.


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Would his miracles be much more impressive than feeding the multitudes/walking on water/raising the dead? might he produce a religion bigger than Christianity?

"Here is fucking lightning. Praise me." is ten times much more impressive.

Thor's had sufficient of Rome. Might he and whatever Jewish forces he raises take it on the Romans and free the Jewish people? might Thor go further and topple the roman empire?

Thor might walk to rome and literally naught there might stop him. Your arrows would most likely bounce turn off his eyes

Thor and also the Warriors three vs Jesus and also his 12 hands-on worker at destroying the money lenders.

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"Here is fucking lightning. Praise me." is ten times an ext impressive.

I strong disagree. Lightning exists, it's nothing revolutionary. Bringing back the dead? That's impressive.


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Why?

This is a awful answer. Do AN ARGUMENT! look at in the sidebar, newbie.


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R1: Jesus was composed off as a much far better speaker, and is the kid of a true omnipotent (Odin had trouble v ice giants, which humans can take. Ergo Biblical God > Odin and also pals) and also was generally explained as being nicer.

R2: as soon as again, Jebus is the boy of one omnipotent.


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and is the child of a true omnipotent, and a true omnitpotent in his own right, through virtue the the Trinity

FTFY


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Round 1: ns think the popular of the religion is due an ext to its teachings 보다 miracles. Christianity went head come head v Thor's religion once already, and there hasn't been much left that it since then. I'm going come guess the Thor loses this round.

Round 2: Yes, Thor have the right to overthrow the roman empire, or at least install himself together its head. Over there is very small the Romans can do to hinder him.

See more: Why (If You Are Careful) Are You Able To Float A Needle On The Surface Of Water?

Bonus round: ns don't know. "Destroying?" What carry out they have to do, exactly? Jesus wins if he wants to, otherwise not.


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