In a welcome turn from its normal discussions that the shortcomings that the woman form, Twitter invested the day assessing the “ideal male body” many thanks to a great and weird new meme. And, boy, have actually I learned a lot around what it way to have a perfect physique as a dude. You can be purple.

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This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, yet this is what optimal performance looks like. Pic.twitter.com/A6BMABTOZF

— Brianna Wu (
Spacekatgal) august 16, 2016

Or salty.

This is the right male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance watch like. Pic.twitter.com/2CSv6Xs7ri

— tom sandoval’s braid male (
rwxoxo) respectable 16, 2016

Even necrotic.

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This is the best male body. You might not prefer it, yet this is what optimal performance watch like. Pic.twitter.com/nR7SEbCN9a

— Tony Thames (
TonyThames_) august 16, 2016

Actually, you deserve to be any number of things that seem much less than traditionally perfect. But hey! If Twitter states this is the right male body, who is this blogger come judge.

This is the best male body. You may not choose it, yet this is what optimal performance look at like. Pic.twitter.com/OZehuS4bxh

— Madison Malone Kircher (
4evrmalone) august 16, 2016

This is the right male body. You may not like it, but this is what height performance look at like. Pic.twitter.com/L23xLZHEIc

— Aly Semigran (
AlySemigran) august 16, 2016

This is the appropriate male body. You may not prefer it, however this is what top performance watch like. Pic.twitter.com/zYJqkycYPy

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