Quotes native the Seinfeld episode "The Strike", which aired top top NBC top top Thursday 18 December 1997.
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George: This vacation season a donation has been made in your name come the Children"s Alliance?Jerry: Oh, that"s nice.George: I acquired him Yankee tickets. He"s saying, "I gave your gift to who else."

Jerry: as soon as George was farming up his dad hated every the commercial religious aspects that Christmas, for this reason he consisted of his very own holiday.Elaine: Oh, and also another piece of the puzzle drops into place.Jerry: and also instead that a tree didn"t your father put up an aluminum pole?George: protect against it.Jerry: Weren"t there tasks of stamin that ended up with you crying?


Jerry: you don"t need the card. Luxury hoagie outfit favor that. It"s all computerized. Technology. They"re cloning sheep now.Kramer: No, no, no. They"re no cloning sheep. It"s the very same sheep. I experienced Harry Blackstone perform that trick v two goats and also a handkerchief top top the old Dean young name Show.

Kramer: What space those?Harry: Those space raisin bagels.Kramer: I never thought I"d live to check out that.

George: therefore attractive one day, not attractive the next.Jerry: have you come across this?George: Yes, ns am familiar with the syndrome. She"s a two-face.Jerry: favor the Batman villain? George: If the helps you.

George: Hey, inspect this out. Ns gotta give Christmas gift at Kruger for this reason I"m pulling a Whatley.Jerry: A donation has been make in her name come the human Fund. What is that?George: Made the up.Jerry: The person Fund. Money because that people.George: What perform you think? Jerry: It has a certain understated stupidity.

Jerry: Happy Festivus.Kramer: What"s Festivus?Jerry: once George was farming up his father...George: stop it. It"s nothing. It"s a stupid vacation my dad invented. It doesn"t exist.Elaine: Happy Festivus, Georgie.

Kramer: Frank invented a holiday? He"s for this reason prolific.


Frank: plenty of Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll because that my son. I reached for the last one lock had, yet so did an additional man. As I rained blows ~ above him, ns realized there had actually to be one more way.Kramer: What happened to the doll?Frank: It was destroyed. Yet out of that a new holiday to be born. A Festivus for the remainder of us.Kramer: that must have actually been some kind of doll.Frank: She was.

Frank: and also at the Festivus dinner you gather your family members around and also tell them every the ways they have disappointed you end the past year.Kramer: and also is there a tree?Frank: No. Rather there"s a pole. Requires no decoration. I uncover tinsel distracting.

Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of her is scratching me right where ns itch.Frank: Let"s carry out it then. Festivus is back. I"ll gain the pole the end of the keen space.

George: What is that? Is that the pole? Frank: George, Festivus is your heritage. It"s component of that you are.George: That"s why I dislike it.


Frank: George you"re forgetting just how much Festivus has actually meant to united state all. I carried one of the cassette tapes. (Frank presses pat on the tape recorder. Voices room then heard.)Frank: review that poem.George: i can"t review it. I require my glasses.Frank: friend don"t require glasses. You"re just weak. You"re weak.Estelle: (yelling) leaving him alone!Frank: all right, George. It"s time because that the Festivus accomplishments of strength.(George slams the tape recorder and also turns that off.)George: (gets up and also runs away) Oh, no. Rotate it off. There"s no tasks of strength. I dislike Festivus.Frank: We had actually some an excellent times.

Kramer: (on strike) No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, yow!

Kramer: (upon seeing Elaine after she remained in the steamy bagel shop) Yamahama, it"s fright night.Elaine: Oh, yeah. I acquired a little steam bath.

Kruger: George, we"ve obtained a problem. There"s a memo here from audit telling me there"s no such point as the human being Fund.George: Well, there might be.Kruger: but there isn"t.

Kruger: You much better have a damn great reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.George: Well, sir, I provided out the fake card due to the fact that I don"t yes, really celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Festivus.Kruger: Feminist?George: Festivus, sir. And also I was afraid that I would certainly be persecuted because that my beliefs. They drove my family out that Bayside, sir.

George: Happy Festivus.Frank: George. This is a surprise. Who"s the suit? George: Dad, this is my boss Mr. Kruger.Frank: have actually you checked out the pole Kooger?George: No, he doesn"t should see the pole.Frank: He"s gonna view it.


Frank: It"s made from aluminum. Very high stamin to weight ratio.Kruger: I discover your id system fascinating.

Bookie: Hello, again, miss out on Benes.Elaine: What space you act here? Bookie: Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie to be calling to ask friend out and we obtained this bagel place...Kramer: (interrupting) i told them ns was just around to watch you. It"s a Festivus miracle!

Kruger: (to Kramer) Dr. Valve Nostrand?Kramer: Oh... That"s right.

Frank: Welcome, newcomers. The heritage of Festivus begins with the airing the grievances. I got a lot of of problems with girlfriend people and also now you"re gonna hear about it.

Frank: You, Kruger. My boy tells me your agency stinks.George: Oh, God.Frank: Quiet, you"ll get yours in a minute... Kruger, girlfriend couldn"t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot day with a babe... (places his hands on his head) ... I shed my train that thought.

Gwen: Jerry!Jerry: Gwen! How"d you know I was here?Gwen: Kramer called me.Kramer: one more Festivus miracle!

Elaine: Hey, how did my steed do?Bookie: He had actually to it is in shot.


Frank: and now as Festivus rolfes on, we pertained to the accomplishments of strength.George: not the accomplishments of strength!

George: Kramer, friend can"t go. Who"s gonna perform the accomplishments of strength? Kruger: How around George? Frank: an excellent thinking, Cougar. Till you pen me, George, Festivus is no over.George: Oh, please. Somebody prevent this.Frank: Let"s rumble!

(Voices are heard inside the Costanza house)Estelle: i think you deserve to take him, Georgie.George: Hey, come on. It is in sensible.

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Frank: stop crying and also fight her father.George: Oh, oh ns give. Ns give!Frank: This is the finest Festivus ever!